Can we make this the most reblogged picture on Tumblr
Incredibly high pitched goat sounds
guess who’s a bit drunk heh
First time I heard this song I was like “meh” and then I was like “hmm..” and then I was like “LET THE STORM RAGE OOOON!NN!N!N!N!N!N!!!!!”
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
if you are going to whisper, roommate and boyfriend, then you gotta step up your quiet game if you don’t actually want to be heard
Zodiac Libra facts.
[At first, Bluth drew Dimitri as] the ideal Sears Roebuck catalog look, with the perfect face, nose, and cheekbones. Then Bill Mechanic came into play; because I drew so many Dimitris, I grew weary of him. He said, ‘Let’s make a guy that’s not very good-looking, just an everyday guy.’ So we broke his nose a little bit, and took his hair and let it hang down any old way, so it gets kind of messy.
The first Dimitris were also a little beefy. Bill said, ‘No. No muscles on the guy. Let’s keep him pretty ordinary.’ So we took all the muscle off him. What he has to do is function with his brain. And, oddly enough, judging by the reactions at the previews, by taking off all those sexual kinds of physical affectations we created a very sexy guy. Which I don’t quite get.
|—||Don Bluth (via heckyeahanastasia)|
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?
success, time and honesty
Love, fun and experience
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch walk on stage with the cast of Twelve Years a Slave?
because he’s a fucking douchebag
He is in the fucking movie dipshits
He’s in the movie, thats why. You think he was just photobombing that too?
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.